Is it written in Bill Cowher’s contract that he has to be called Coach everytime someone mentions him on CBS? Not one person on the CBS network ever had Cowher as their coach. He hasn’t been an active NFL coach for 3 years now, why is he still called Coach? Why is Jim Nantz calling him coach? I doubt Jim Nantz played Pop Warner football. He probably wakes up with pulled muscles just from watching a football game.
So Arizona plays Green Bay and apparently during the opening coin toss the captains decide “!%^* it, let’s see who can score 60 points first.” Paris Hilton plays better defence on drunk dudes in the bar then was played in that game. 96 points later we finally have a winner and it’s on a defensive touchdown? WTF. Bet you Aaron Rodgers wish he tucked that ball on the last play like a 15 year old high school boy tucks his boner in the hallway when talking to his hot ass Spanish teacher.
So people say it’s a problem we have fighting in the NHL. Let’s review.....The NBA has players keeping guns in their lockers, Everyone in MLB put needles in their ass from 1995 to 2005, and the NFL has had 451 player arrests and major citations since 2000, but your right we better address this fighting issue ASAP.
Is it considered some sort of child sexual assault that over 6 million drunken Canadian men wanted to do some disturbing sexual things to 19 year old Jordan Eberle following his two goals in the last 2:30 to tie the World Jr finals. No...whew....I can breathe easy now.
Jose Calderon may be a solid offensive NBA player but he couldn’t guard a 12 year old girl in an elementary school basketball game. I also just don’t trust people with really skinny sideburns....
How many bachelor party invitations do you think Tiger Woods has gotten from random dudes since Thanksgiving?
Went out with Jonesy and the Predators in Edmonton Tuesday night and partying with NHL players is everything you would think it was......only better. Especially after your boy has his first 3 point night in the NHL.
How does Lane Kiffin continuously get coaching jobs? Apparently a losing record and being a moronic asshole is the kind of thing major university AD’s look for in a candidate.
So Letterman bangs his intern, while being in a 23 year relationship with the same woman, whom he has a kid with and Leno is the asshole? Yah it’s bullshit what’s going on with Conan and Leno, but Conan is going to Fox or is gunna sit at home and make 80 million bucks. Don’t cry for Conan folks, he’s getting PAID!
Call me an asshole but I think it would be hilarious to go to a leg of the Olympic Torch relay and spray the flame with a fire extinguisher as it goes by. Anyone with me?
Saw Up in the Air the other day......it’s another tasty dish served up by Chef Clooney. This prompted me to watch Oceans 11, 12 and 13 again. One night partying with Clooney, Pitt and Damon would probably be a top 5 night in any dudes life.
In closing I would just like to give some credit to Mark McGwire for coming out and admitting to steroid use. It takes a big man to admit something everyone has known for 5 years, especially after denying it numerous times. Well Done Mark. Stay tuned for next week when Pamela Anderson admits she got breast implants and Elton John admits he is homosexual.
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