Here's five things that are going to make it difficult to pee when I wake up tommorrow.
1. Robin Hood. The latest theatrical Robin Hood presentation gets released worldwide tommorrow. I may or may not have had a boner the size of the tallest tree in Nottingham Forest waiting for this one. Russell Crowe being a bad ass, Ridley Scott directing, a female lead who is semi-hot but not a full out rocket to distract the viewer from Russell Crowe's bad assness. Yup, there's no way this movie doesn't reach a Gladiator level of awesome.
2. Flyers-Bruins Game 7. I honestly haven't watched a second of this series. They always played on the same night as the Habs-Pens and I'd listen to Bob Cole broadcast a women's tupperware party before I volunteer to be subjected to a Gord Miller debacle. Truthfully I won't be watching a second of this game either because I will be attending the Jays-Rangers game, which kind of upsets me. I mean any chance you get to watch a game 7 in the playoffs with Michael Leighton as the goalie you gotta do it right? As entertaining as watching the Bruins complete a pukefest for the ages may be, I'll be at the Jays game.
Flyers fans be afraid.....Be very afraid
3. Jays-Rangers. Having Jays season tickets has been the best 115 dollars I ever spent. Unfortunately only 5 people agree with me and together we make up about 1/8th of the attendance at a Jays home game. I will be at the game live watching the new Jimmy Key (Brett Cecil) take the mound for the Jays against Canadian Rich Harden for the Rangers. I remember growing up watching first baseman John Olerud flirt with a .400 batting average for the 1992 season. Now I go to Jays games and watch first baseman Lyle Overbay flirt with a .200 batting average (currently .169). OK..BLUE JAYS...LETS...PLAY...BALL! http://www.mlbdailydish.com/2010/5/11/1467225/when-will-the-blue-jays-pull-the
4. Lebron James fallout. So the Cavs laid their second egg in a row tonight versus the Celtics and lost the Eastern Conference semi-final 4-2. This has set off massive 'Lebron James is now leaving' panic to every resident in Cleveland. Reading twitter during and after the game, everyone was killing Lebron. Apparently a 27-19-10 triple double means Lebron had an awful game. This was with Lebron playing against Rondo, KG, Pierce, Ray Allen, Rasheed Wallace, the refs, Antawn Jamison and Mike Brown. I couldn't beat the 13 year old neighbourhood girls down the road with Antawn Jamison considered my second best player, so I don't know how Lebron was expected to do it to the Celtics. I can't wait to see where everyone has Lebron landing come morning. I've decided the Raptors are going to trade Chris Bosh and Tomas Kaberle for Lebron straight up and you can't convince me otherwise.
5. Mets-Marlins. Oliver Perez is pitching for my Mets which means our Bullpen better not be hitting South Beach tonight because they will be getting their work in tommorrow. Its okay though, it's not like Perez is in the middle of a 3 year, 36 million dollar deal or anything. Anytime you can pay a pitcher with a career record of 58-66 and a 4.54 ERA 12 million dollars a year, you gotta do it right? To be honest though, the Mets could be 1-40 at this point in year, but as long as they have DWright and Jose Reyes I'm going to be waking up to morning wood.
If only you still wore Pirate Black Oliver
Oh and of course.....the real reason my pee will be hitting the back wall in the morning.....Babe of the Week Hayden Panettiere.
