I wonder how many times the Canadians goal judge prematurely flashed the goal light whenever the visiting team took a shot at Red light Racicot.
I walked by an SUV today in a driveway with 2 windows smashed out.....immediately I assumed the man driving had pulled a “Tiger” and got caught cheating on his wife.
Theres no way the old dude from 3rd Rock from the Sun is the same person who just played the Trinity killer on Dexter.....I don’t care how many times I see his name on the credits.
How many more ridiculous ‘dude in the blue jumpsuit’ Bud Light commercials are we going to have to put up with? ‘Don’t get me wrong....I love squid....they’re delicioussss!!!!’
If you take a cialis....you will get a boner....an uncontrollable boner.....trust me
The 49ers have the best uniforms in the league...along with the chargers powder blues and the Bills throwbacks
Why does everyone professional athlete go to Dr. James Andrews for surgery? What is he doing in his practice that no other doctor is doing? Like does he know special surgeries that nobody else does? I always envision him as some type of European supervillan from a Bond movie that holds the secret to world destruction and threatens the world with it. In this case Andrews knows the cure and won’t share with the rest of the medical world. Like do all surgeons just think he’s a huge asshole?
How did PJ Stock get his gig on Hockey Night in Canada? Like what relative does he know who is a big wig at CBC? Is he sleeping with a high executive at CBC? None of this makes sense to me. He’s a mediocre broadcaster who can’t get through 2 sentences without stuttering in a highlight package. He was a borderline NHL’er during his career. This doesn’t add up, I need answers Dammit!
Why do new dress shoes curl up like elf boots? And at what point did that become fashionable?
Why does the new Blue Jays G.M. sound like Corey Matthews from Boy Meets World? And also looks the same age? The press conference announcing the Halladay trade was priceless. He takes the mic and immediately begins to sound like a nervous 14 year old asking a girl to dance at his first semi formal. It’s like he realized this trade was horrible right now because nobody cares about prospects until they actually amount to something. And excuse me for having questions about a 22 year old who has already had Tommy John surgery.
Watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall......two things emerge. First Kristen Bell is hot......REALLY hot.....and really underrated. When people discuss Hollywood smoke shows her name never comes up? Why? Also I never thought I would find graphic male full frontal nudity hilarious, but I definitely did.
Is there some sort of rule that people over 6 foot 8 cannot be good looking? Go to NBA.com and look at any team’s roster, click on anyone picture whose listed height is over 6 foot 8 and check out the picture. View at your own discretion.
What does Michael Landsberg really look like? I mean with the amount of makeup he wears he could be literally anyone and we could be none the wiser. Is he really a 75 year old black woman? How about an 82 year old stumpy Italian immigrant? It remains a mystery
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